scoused:

we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end

and you want me to memorize vocabulary words

(via pushed-to-the-ledge)

methlabrador:

acidicmoon:

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live

i think that might be how god feels about me

(Source: attractinq, via ilovebarackandroll)

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

(Source: epic-humor)